Ronny & Bonny

Well Ronny was chilling on Bonny's terrace one hot and humid night in july

They really didn't have to look far to get it, they made each other feel so high

He sat her down and played a little song called "I do", it gave her goose bumps up and down

But every weekend she'd go home to mommy and daddy and come back with a big old frown

(Chorus)

Its the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries, i think they broke up once or twice

And if you ever saw them, you'd go up to them and tell them .... "Oh you two look so nice"

They'd be walking and chilling all day long, they'd be getting kicked out of bars

Just give them any rainy day and they will make it go away

It's the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries !!!!

Breaking up with each other came so god damn easily, getting back was just another walk in the park

CCD's with shady trees was just another hang out spot ... yeah

They loved chilling back in her room, right when it was after dark

(Chorus)

Lucy

I was walking down at the beach on sunday

Didnt think id work up the nerve to say "Hey"

Though i've been watching you all afternoon ... baby

Just chilling and sipping on my beer ... baby

That skimpy Blue bikini, those ocean blue-green eyes

I've been hoping that you'd see me, see me squirm all through the night

With your luscious lips, you sip your wine, taste it ... ooh its so fine

I see your sun-tanned skin, baby i could win if you let me in

(Chorus)

Hey Lucy, I need to feel your lovin girl.

Your Juicy, so let me taste your lovin curves

I'd get down on my knees to beg and plead

Hey Lucy, Gimme some lovin' please!!

I see your hand is having trouble reaching the centre of your back

So let me give you a hand girl, to get you right back on track

Your skin is so soft, your hair silky smooth

There's nothing for you ... i wouldn't do

Let me whisper 'Sweet nothings' to you

Run my fingers through your hair

Let me kiss my own way up to you .... Let me kiss you there

Let me lie down right on top of you, i got my blanket as you see

We'll go up to a place called heaven, if you make love to me

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk

(Security Officer): Hello sir, where did you keep your baggage?

                                 This place is a maze, it'll take you 2 hours just to manage

(Passenger):           I was outside, had a joint i had to finish.

                                 When I walked back in, my baggage seemed to vanish

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk  x  3

Unattended baggage will be removed at "Awner's" Risk

(Passenger):           A 100 people taking their baggage and walking away

                                 So why the fuck are we the only people to stay?

(Security Officer): Just give me your name and ill run to the baggage claim

                                 So, did your plane just fly in from Notre Dame?

                                 Give me a minute, ill work out your trouble

                                 Stop chewing up my brain or ill burst your bubble.

                                 Give me a minute  x 4

(Passenger):          Get my baggage x 2 .... or ill cut you up at ...

(Chorus) 

Loosey Goosey

Agitation ...

You gotta free your mind of all this fucking

Irritation ...

You gotta lose control

In your eyes girl ...

I can see a creeping child whose got no 

Inspiration ...

Come now get up !!!

(Chorus)

Why the hell are you so stuck up little girl

To get a smile on your face, you gotta be just "Loosey Goosey" x 4

I can see you ...

I know you want to take the plunge

So let me free you ...

Come on Loosen up.

Indulge yourself ...

Baby sit down, grab a drink and then go

Loosey Goosey ...

Come on, Shake it up

(Chorus)

Snakes on the Plane

Its my first aeroplane ride, I like it alot so far.

Hoping I would realise its safer than a car.

Seeing them all in mini-skirts has calmed me down a bit

Wont you please bend over and show me your pretty tit ....

(Chorus)

Snakes on the plane .... Hose in the Hoes !!! x 3

I think this snake is waking up, so wont you take cover

And then one day I took a flight ... It flew from 8 to 9

I looked the air-hostess up and down ... Oh and she looked Fine !!!

Then she came and bent over to offer me some juice

Little did she know that my snake loves "Sexual Abuse"

(Chorus)

Calcutta - A Crazy Cyanide gig .... "Hose in the Hoes" ..... Till "Death" do us part

For the Calcutta circuit, Srijan and Bindal couldn't make it, so Daniel and Carl came with us to play. Teaching Carl all the songs got a little hectic because he fell ill in between and couldnt even practice for a few days. Anyhow, we got through all the bullshit and finally managed to rehearse a tight set......

The trip pretty much began when my alarm went off at 5 AM, We got back from practice by 12 and slept .... so after 5 hours of sleep, i was doing good, was decently fresh, but when I woke up Danny, the look on his face was hilarious, he was like "Dude, it's like i JUST slept" ..... hahahahahahahaha, anyhow, then Pilla was scaring the shit out of me cuz he wasnt picking up his phone and made me call his land line at 5:15 am. Finally we were on our way to the airport when suddenly (i dont even know how I had the sense at that time in the morning, but anyhow .... :p) i realised i had left my wallet at home, so I turned the car around and drove back so fast, it was crazy (and its not like we had alot of time, we were cutting it pretty close) Finally the 3 of us reached the airport pretty much the same time as Carl and we were all sorted till we reached the Check in counter and realised that Danny and Pilla couldnt be seated as there were no more seats available .... so they got upgraded (those bastards!!!! :p) . Carl and I couldnt even recline our seats as we were sitting on the emergency exit, but we had fun watching Entourage on my phone and eating the worst excuse for a meal EVER!!!!! Indian Airlines SUCKS!!!!!!

After a bumpy flight and a frightening landing, we finally managed to reach .... It was hot and horrible. Got our stuff after almost 20 minutes and booked a cab and Finally got the hell outta there. Anoop met us on the road near Ruby hospital. Finally we went upstairs and ordered some beer, after one bottle everybody wanted to sleep, so we did .... knowing me, I cant sleep for too long if ive had even a half way decent sleep at night, so I got up in like one and a half hours and messaged Alo and Ayesha. Turned out that Ayesha (Death) was chilling there only and Anoop was also up, so I chilled with them, drank 2 more beers and was sorted .... Woke up those guys after a couple of hours ........ and then headed to The Park for our interview and then we went for some CRAZY Beef rolls (Thank you "death" :p) .... Finally reached the venue (La Dolce Vita) for soundcheck .... tried to manage in some way or the other without Anupam .... the sound was aweful, but we managed. After Sound check Alo came and it was AWESOME meeting her.

Met Joanne (the owner of La Dolve Vita) and she was so sweet, she offered us her appartment, so we can chill and unwind and drink some wine while The Supersonics played their set. We all chilled there and had alot of laughs, Alo's friend Pablo came who was funny and took Danny' strip like mad ..... hahahahahahaha ..... and seriously Thanks Alo and Pablo for all the help with the stuff and generally showing us around, it was awesome chilling with you guys. We were called 10 minutes before we had to go on stage ........ We plugged in and we were good to go ........ Played an insane gig .... this was the first time i signed an autograph BEFORE the show began. It was the most Insane crowd .... Itni feel aa gayee thi that i climbed up on Pilla's monitor to interact with the crowd and they started pulling me towards them, one dude was pulling my t-shirt, two other ppl started to pick me up, if I didnt have my guitar, i would have gone ahead with that stage dive ..... but i realised that my guitar might get fucked and luckily Anoop was right there so I screamed "Anoop, Push me back RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" and he did and i landed on pilla's adapter and it broke ..... Aw le Aw le Aw le :p (No seriously .... Sorry about that dude) .... The gig got over and the crowd surrounded us and wouldn't let us leave .... It was actually getting scary, cuz they wouldnt let you get off stage, they surrounded us from every angle, they had that 'keep playing or ill tear your head off' look on their faces .... hehehehehehehe, anyhow, Joanne Called security and everything was cleared up ..... Crazy screaming fans, I love ALL of you \m/ ..... Cheers and thanks for all the support. But there were a few Hooligans over there, this one dude started to molest a chick and Anoop came to the rescue and got hit by a beer bottle ..... that is MESSED up ..... Cheers to Anoop for handelling everything like a pro.

Anyhow, ate some thai food there and then Joanne closed the place down and there was an after party with booze on the house for everybody. I loved the Calcutta vibe ..... Its almost like we were in a small town, cuz everybody knew each other and were so nice .... After La Dolce, we went to Someplace Else ..... Saw Span perform ... they were awesome. Saw Saturday night Blues band after that, but left after 2 songs, cuz we were VERY tired. Went back to the Guest house, unloaded all our equipment from Pablo's car and then we all went up to the room and chilled and drank some more ..... it was awesome. We played Dumb Charades and won obviously ..... See Ayesha? Arent you glad you were in Pilla and my team ?? "Aw le Aw le" ..... Hahahahahahha, you cant hit me now, im in delhi :p :p ..... But seriously thanks for everything .... you really made our trip amazing, thanks for all the beef places .... and flurry's (ill come back to flurry's) but before that while we were all drunk and laughing our asses off about random stuff, we ended up forming a new band "Carl, Pilla, Danny and myself" called "Hose in the Hoes" which is gonna be crazy, funky, groovy and very experimentive tones are gonna be used , im quite excited about it :D and now flurry's........ Ahhhhhh, gimme a second to talk about the rum balls and the brownie with ice cream ........ hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Amazing ....... But i just like it like any other human being , not like Danny .... Danny has weird ways of appreciating a rum ball ......... hahahahahahahahahaha..... Only the 6 of us there would know what im talking about.

Finally the time came for us to leave, we said our good byes and reached the airport, got on the plane. Pilla, Danny and I sat together , Carl and Anoop Sat together ..... We had a blast, Danny and I were also watching Entourage and we Laughed our asses off about a million different things ......... "cf" ........ Aw le Aw le Aw le :p :p :p ....... Finally we landed, dropped Danny and pilla home and reached home, chilled with my parents for about half an hour and then hit the sack and slept like a baby .......... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had an Amazing time in Calcutta .... Cant wait to play there again

Cheers :-)

Road trip ---- Mussoorie

Hey, I havent updated my blog in a while ...... This Mussoorie trip was amazing. It was just what i needed to get my mind off alot of things. At some level it was what we all needed. So my cousin, me and two of my oldest friends went to mussoorie and it was more than what we expected ...... 

So the vacation pretty much started at night when I was chilling with Parul and Gucci at Bennigan's GK-2 and we were drinking alot of beer. Then all the drunk talking started happening and girl problems started flowing hehehehehehehehe ..... anyhow, wont really go on about that in detail as this post is about the mussoorie trip, all i can say is that convincing a girl to get back with you when you are drunk is a tad bit harder than you think, hehehehehe, but at least you can speak your mind. Sooooo, Lohia and Vaid came drunk to my place and we started drinking even more, it was good fun. Jared came home ABSOLUTELY SLOSHED!!!!!! Hehehehehehehehe, he went upstairs and packed his clothes in a "lungi" :p ..... It was a hectic task getting Jared to wake up and walk to the cab. But once we were in, it was ROAD TRIP BABY!!!!!  I had got a few beers and cigarettes for myself and "2good" protein bars to eat, but nobody else but I liked them :-( ...... Anyhow, it was one of the most uncomfortable journeys but probably one of the funnest. We had a kickass time on the road, laughing, talking shit and sleeping from time to time. Stopping for Paneer Pakodas at some random dhaba was good fun as well. By then we had already got delhi and our daily routines out of our system. It was just the four of us having a good time and getting ready to unwind at Landour. 

As we reached Mussoorie, we first stopped at char Dukan before reaching the house and ate some crazy Bun Omelets and Banana Pancakes. I love the food at Tip Top Tea Shop, its just insane, I love going there and chilling with my guitar and keep ordering Wai Wai or Maggi and coffee etc etc ..... Basically eating all the unhealthy shit on this planet. 

When we got to the house, we crashed as we were so tired and got up in the evening and then went down to Char dukan and just chilled there, it was so much fun. No worries about work, music, girls etc etc ... u know how it is :p . After a while, the 3 of them needed something other than my singing for entertainment so we bought cards and started playing Coatpiece .... We probably played for 3 hours straight and it became night, we ate dinner over there as well and then went up and chilled for a bit and then slept a little early. 

The next day we had the WHOLE day to chill so we didnt sleep till very late, walked down to the mall and played video games, drank some beer ate some horrible chilly chicken and basically just hung out at the mall, but then started to head back. We walked the whole way back. Vaid and Lohia were about to die .... hehehehehehehehe..... Good fun :p , then ate some CRAZY parathas with alot of butter and then a banana pancake, it was insane. Played coatpiece again and then went up and played monopoly, hehehehehehe that was GOOD FUN. All the fights and the screaming and arguments. I really doubt boys can have fun without all of that. We had to leave early the next day as Lohia had to be in court by 10:30, so we left at 4 am and on the way to Dehradun, we found that there is this HUGE landslide that had blocked off the road and we were stuck because there was no other way down to dehrudun, so we drove all the way back up, slept and waited for the landslide to clear up and then we left. 

Reached delhi very late at night and then slept our asses off :D ..... It was an amazing trip. Just what we all needed.

I do

I saw her chilling with her best friend, I went up to her best friend and said "Who is she?"

I thought about her day and night, when I saw her picture, I saw the light

She's got the cutest smile that i've seen in a while. She's just got something about her ... oh yeah!!

Sitting around, sipping Bacardi rum, it took one drink to get her happy ... oh yeah!!!

(Pre Chorus)

I'm falling .... Won't you catch me

Before I hit rock bottom, I'm on my knees

(Chorus)

I shout out your name night and day

I'd stand in the rain just to wait

Well I feel like this through and through

If you feel the same .... Say "I do"

She's walking around, she's about 5 foot nothing, so just hang up the phone baby girl, come talk to me

She's got the cutest little hands that i've ever seem, when I play my guitar she turned around and clapped for me

She likes sitting around reading Friedrich Nietzsche, sipping her coffee, listening to Billie holiday

She likes contemplating and what's stimulating is when she's down right ready to wrestle with her dogs

(Pre-Chorus)

(Chorus)

Hyderabad

I had never been to Hyderabad before, so i was quite excited to go and play there. We just had a gig in delhi a week before the hyderabad show, but it somehow felt like we haven't played in years. I guess we were traveling by air after the chennai sector, so it seemed like a long time. Pilla and I left for the airport and we were damn excited about the gig and the trip in general. Surprisingly everyone reached on time. Anyhow, got in the plane and ate some CRAZY breakfast.... Good fun. When we landed in Hyderabad, I was amazed to see the airport. I have never seen an airport THAT amazing. It could even give competition to a lot of airports abroad. Anyhow, we caught the shuttle to Begampet and met up with sushmit and reached the hotel. CRAZY circles as usual!!!! We just hung out at the hotel and then went to 10 Downing Street to check it out. Best part is, ANYTHING we ordered there was on the house even before soundcheck and all.... CRAZY shit. Pilla and Bindal got so drunk in the afternoon and I was sober, so it was funny to be hanging out with 2 drunks. But the highlight of the afternoon was the HOOOOOOOOOT CHICK in red...... heheheheheh ..... She was most definitely our "Random gig girl" for Hyderabad. Went back to the hotel and had a BLAST. It was just the 4 of us chilling out and doing freaky things ....... We laughed our asses off. I wish i could tell you why we laughed so much, but we prefer to keep those things within the band :p. Anyhow, time came for us to leave for the venue and so we did .... Soundcheck and all was smooth. A few problems with the snare tone and Pilla's tone, but we sorted it out. Now we realise Golu's importance in the band. A sound engineer can actually make or break your gig. "Native Tongue" started playing and things were moving ..... There were quite a few people there. I got to meet an old friend 'Neha' over there, damn sweet of her to show up for the gig. Anyhow, time came for us to take the stage and we started playing, the stage was quite good for a pub gig ..... Crowd was having a good time and so were we. There was some CRAZY moshing as well. Played a good show, although my voice was sooooooooo fucked, I couldnt hit any high notes, I had a terrible cold. But since nobody seemed to notice, i didnt really care anymore. After the gig, I met Pilla's friends Manasi, Tania and Mani ..... Very sweet of them to come for our show. Tania made me so happy by singing along with our lyrics and asking for "My Bitch" hehehehehehehe ....... Met up with Anirudh from "Blend" as well. After the gig we were sooooo tired, but we got 2 encores, so we just decided to play them. Loved the gig. After the gig we all hung out back at our room, the band, Sushmit, Anirudh, Tania, Manasi, Mani and their friend (the phone dude ...... heheheheheh) we were all chilling and drinking (well ..... everyone except Srijan and myself). Had a great time, eventhough we never got to try Hyderabadi Biryani for which I will never forgive Mani (heheheheheheheh .....  :p). I would seriously love to come to Hyderabad and play again. 

Next morning, Bindal, Sushmit and I were leaving VERY early.... 6 am flight back to delhi. So we got up very early and caught the shuttle back to the KICKASS airport, checked in etc etc ..... I got the middle seat, I was sooooooooo pissed off because of that and Bindal was nicely gloating cuz he got the window right next to me...... hehehehehe..... We were quite hungry, specially Bindal and we ate THE WORST chicken burger possible.... left it after a few bites. Anyhow, we got on the plane with HOT air hostesses :D and i got to my seat and SLEPT the whole way. Crazy stuff i tell you :D ......... But neither of us knew that this was gonna be our last gig for the pubrock tour because we cancelled the Bangalore gig. 

So I would like to say THANK YOU to ALL those people in ALL those cities who took out time to come and watch us play. We loved each and every city and would want to play there again. We wanna thank you for all the support and all the cheering and all the moshing that you guys have done. We love each and every one of you ....... Hope to play for you guys very soon. And of course I wanna thank RSJ for giving us the opportunity of this tour, Amit Saigal for coming to our show in Simla and chilling with us, Kingfisher for ALL the free beer \m/ :D and definitely a special thanks to Sushmit and Sid for making our trip so much easier. Sid was only there in Chennai and would have been there in Bangalore, but Sushmit was there for all the other cities..... It was awesome hanging out with u two and thanks for everything and all your help and all the pics and videos etc ..... Cheers

Pubrock was AMAZING, we had so much fun and we (the band) became sooo much closer as friends as well ...... Our line-up is the perfect line-up and I would NEVER want any of you 3 to ever leave the band....... You guys rock !!!!! 

Cheers 

^^ Super senti and all I know ....... Can't help it, im having "Post Pubrock Depression"