Friday, December 12, 2008

Ronny & Bonny






















Well Ronny was chilling on Bonny's terrace one hot and humid night in july
They really didn't have to look far to get it, they made each other feel so high
He sat her down and played a little song called "I do", it gave her goose bumps up and down
But every weekend she'd go home to mommy and daddy and come back with a big old frown

(Chorus)

Its the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries, i think they broke up once or twice
And if you ever saw them, you'd go up to them and tell them .... "Oh you two look so nice"
They'd be walking and chilling all day long, they'd be getting kicked out of bars
Just give them any rainy day and they will make it go away
It's the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries !!!!

Breaking up with each other came so god damn easily, getting back was just another walk in the park
CCD's with shady trees was just another hang out spot ... yeah
They loved chilling back in her room, right when it was after dark

(Chorus)

Lucy





















I was walking down at the beach on sunday
Didnt think id work up the nerve to say "Hey"
Though i've been watching you all afternoon ... baby
Just chilling and sipping on my beer ... baby

That skimpy Blue bikini, those ocean blue-green eyes
I've been hoping that you'd see me, see me squirm all through the night
With your luscious lips, you sip your wine, taste it ... ooh its so fine
I see your sun-tanned skin, baby i could win if you let me in

(Chorus)

Hey Lucy, I need to feel your lovin girl.
Your Juicy, so let me taste your lovin curves
I'd get down on my knees to beg and plead
Hey Lucy, Gimme some lovin' please!!

I see your hand is having trouble reaching the centre of your back
So let me give you a hand girl, to get you right back on track
Your skin is so soft, your hair silky smooth
There's nothing for you ... i wouldn't do

Let me whisper 'Sweet nothings' to you
Run my fingers through your hair
Let me kiss my own way up to you .... Let me kiss you there
Let me lie down right on top of you, i got my blanket as you see
We'll go up to a place called heaven, if you make love to me

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk




































(Security Officer): Hello sir, where did you keep your baggage?
                                 This place is a maze, it'll take you 2 hours just to manage

(Passenger):           I was outside, had a joint i had to finish.
                                 When I walked back in, my baggage seemed to vanish

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk  x  3
Unattended baggage will be removed at "Awner's" Risk


(Passenger):           A 100 people taking their baggage and walking away
                                 So why the fuck are we the only people to stay?

(Security Officer): Just give me your name and ill run to the baggage claim
                                 So, did your plane just fly in from Notre Dame?

                                 Give me a minute, ill work out your trouble
                                 Stop chewing up my brain or ill burst your bubble.

                                 Give me a minute  x 4

(Passenger):          Get my baggage x 2 .... or ill cut you up at ...


(Chorus) 

Loosey Goosey



















Agitation ...
You gotta free your mind of all this fucking
Irritation ...
You gotta lose control
In your eyes girl ...
I can see a creeping child whose got no 
Inspiration ...
Come now get up !!!

(Chorus)

Why the hell are you so stuck up little girl
To get a smile on your face, you gotta be just "Loosey Goosey" x 4

I can see you ...
I know you want to take the plunge
So let me free you ...
Come on Loosen up.
Indulge yourself ...
Baby sit down, grab a drink and then go
Loosey Goosey ...
Come on, Shake it up

(Chorus)


Snakes on the Plane





















Its my first aeroplane ride, I like it alot so far.
Hoping I would realise its safer than a car.
Seeing them all in mini-skirts has calmed me down a bit
Wont you please bend over and show me your pretty tit ....

(Chorus)

Snakes on the plane .... Hose in the Hoes !!! x 3
I think this snake is waking up, so wont you take cover

And then one day I took a flight ... It flew from 8 to 9
I looked the air-hostess up and down ... Oh and she looked Fine !!!
Then she came and bent over to offer me some juice
Little did she know that my snake loves "Sexual Abuse"

(Chorus)