Thursday, February 5, 2009

Be with you

When I first saw you, my heart skipped a beat
I got so nervous I couldn't find a retreat
Like an angel sent from up above
With a smile so pure, so full of love

Pre-Chorus

All my life I've waited for you
You're the answer to all my prayers

Chorus

My Love I've been waiting for you to heal me
Steal my heart and keep it close to yours
Don't you know what you do to me
With your eyes so deep
I gotta tell I wanna be with you

I wish I could spend more time with you ... Get to know you
Keep thinking about the way your hair falls down on your face
I picturise your smile, its what gets me through the day
Wish I could work up the nerve to say what I wanna say

Pre-Chorus

Chorus

Friday, December 12, 2008

Ronny & Bonny






















Well Ronny was chilling on Bonny's terrace one hot and humid night in july
They really didn't have to look far to get it, they made each other feel so high
He sat her down and played a little song called "I do", it gave her goose bumps up and down
But every weekend she'd go home to mommy and daddy and come back with a big old frown

(Chorus)

Its the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries, i think they broke up once or twice
And if you ever saw them, you'd go up to them and tell them .... "Oh you two look so nice"
They'd be walking and chilling all day long, they'd be getting kicked out of bars
Just give them any rainy day and they will make it go away
It's the Ronny and Bonny's mysteries !!!!

Breaking up with each other came so god damn easily, getting back was just another walk in the park
CCD's with shady trees was just another hang out spot ... yeah
They loved chilling back in her room, right when it was after dark

(Chorus)

Lucy





















I was walking down at the beach on sunday
Didnt think id work up the nerve to say "Hey"
Though i've been watching you all afternoon ... baby
Just chilling and sipping on my beer ... baby

That skimpy Blue bikini, those ocean blue-green eyes
I've been hoping that you'd see me, see me squirm all through the night
With your luscious lips, you sip your wine, taste it ... ooh its so fine
I see your sun-tanned skin, baby i could win if you let me in

(Chorus)

Hey Lucy, I need to feel your lovin girl.
Your Juicy, so let me taste your lovin curves
I'd get down on my knees to beg and plead
Hey Lucy, Gimme some lovin' please!!

I see your hand is having trouble reaching the centre of your back
So let me give you a hand girl, to get you right back on track
Your skin is so soft, your hair silky smooth
There's nothing for you ... i wouldn't do

Let me whisper 'Sweet nothings' to you
Run my fingers through your hair
Let me kiss my own way up to you .... Let me kiss you there
Let me lie down right on top of you, i got my blanket as you see
We'll go up to a place called heaven, if you make love to me

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk




































(Security Officer): Hello sir, where did you keep your baggage?
                                 This place is a maze, it'll take you 2 hours just to manage

(Passenger):           I was outside, had a joint i had to finish.
                                 When I walked back in, my baggage seemed to vanish

(Chorus)

"Awner's" Risk  x  3
Unattended baggage will be removed at "Awner's" Risk


(Passenger):           A 100 people taking their baggage and walking away
                                 So why the fuck are we the only people to stay?

(Security Officer): Just give me your name and ill run to the baggage claim
                                 So, did your plane just fly in from Notre Dame?

                                 Give me a minute, ill work out your trouble
                                 Stop chewing up my brain or ill burst your bubble.

                                 Give me a minute  x 4

(Passenger):          Get my baggage x 2 .... or ill cut you up at ...


(Chorus) 

Loosey Goosey



















Agitation ...
You gotta free your mind of all this fucking
Irritation ...
You gotta lose control
In your eyes girl ...
I can see a creeping child whose got no 
Inspiration ...
Come now get up !!!

(Chorus)

Why the hell are you so stuck up little girl
To get a smile on your face, you gotta be just "Loosey Goosey" x 4

I can see you ...
I know you want to take the plunge
So let me free you ...
Come on Loosen up.
Indulge yourself ...
Baby sit down, grab a drink and then go
Loosey Goosey ...
Come on, Shake it up

(Chorus)


Snakes on the Plane





















Its my first aeroplane ride, I like it alot so far.
Hoping I would realise its safer than a car.
Seeing them all in mini-skirts has calmed me down a bit
Wont you please bend over and show me your pretty tit ....

(Chorus)

Snakes on the plane .... Hose in the Hoes !!! x 3
I think this snake is waking up, so wont you take cover

And then one day I took a flight ... It flew from 8 to 9
I looked the air-hostess up and down ... Oh and she looked Fine !!!
Then she came and bent over to offer me some juice
Little did she know that my snake loves "Sexual Abuse"

(Chorus)


Monday, November 10, 2008

Calcutta - A Crazy Cyanide gig .... "Hose in the Hoes" ..... Till "Death" do us part




































































































































For the Calcutta circuit, Srijan and Bindal couldn't make it, so Daniel and Carl came with us to play. Teaching Carl all the songs got a little hectic because he fell ill in between and couldnt even practice for a few days. Anyhow, we got through all the bullshit and finally managed to rehearse a tight set......

The trip pretty much began when my alarm went off at 5 AM, We got back from practice by 12 and slept .... so after 5 hours of sleep, i was doing good, was decently fresh, but when I woke up Danny, the look on his face was hilarious, he was like "Dude, it's like i JUST slept" ..... hahahahahahahaha, anyhow, then Pilla was scaring the shit out of me cuz he wasnt picking up his phone and made me call his land line at 5:15 am. Finally we were on our way to the airport when suddenly (i dont even know how I had the sense at that time in the morning, but anyhow .... :p) i realised i had left my wallet at home, so I turned the car around and drove back so fast, it was crazy (and its not like we had alot of time, we were cutting it pretty close) Finally the 3 of us reached the airport pretty much the same time as Carl and we were all sorted till we reached the Check in counter and realised that Danny and Pilla couldnt be seated as there were no more seats available .... so they got upgraded (those bastards!!!! :p) . Carl and I couldnt even recline our seats as we were sitting on the emergency exit, but we had fun watching Entourage on my phone and eating the worst excuse for a meal EVER!!!!! Indian Airlines SUCKS!!!!!!

After a bumpy flight and a frightening landing, we finally managed to reach .... It was hot and horrible. Got our stuff after almost 20 minutes and booked a cab and Finally got the hell outta there. Anoop met us on the road near Ruby hospital. Finally we went upstairs and ordered some beer, after one bottle everybody wanted to sleep, so we did .... knowing me, I cant sleep for too long if ive had even a half way decent sleep at night, so I got up in like one and a half hours and messaged Alo and Ayesha. Turned out that Ayesha (Death) was chilling there only and Anoop was also up, so I chilled with them, drank 2 more beers and was sorted .... Woke up those guys after a couple of hours ........ and then headed to The Park for our interview and then we went for some CRAZY Beef rolls (Thank you "death" :p) .... Finally reached the venue (La Dolce Vita) for soundcheck .... tried to manage in some way or the other without Anupam .... the sound was aweful, but we managed. After Sound check Alo came and it was AWESOME meeting her.

Met Joanne (the owner of La Dolve Vita) and she was so sweet, she offered us her appartment, so we can chill and unwind and drink some wine while The Supersonics played their set. We all chilled there and had alot of laughs, Alo's friend Pablo came who was funny and took Danny' strip like mad ..... hahahahahahaha ..... and seriously Thanks Alo and Pablo for all the help with the stuff and generally showing us around, it was awesome chilling with you guys. We were called 10 minutes before we had to go on stage ........ We plugged in and we were good to go ........ Played an insane gig .... this was the first time i signed an autograph BEFORE the show began. It was the most Insane crowd .... Itni feel aa gayee thi that i climbed up on Pilla's monitor to interact with the crowd and they started pulling me towards them, one dude was pulling my t-shirt, two other ppl started to pick me up, if I didnt have my guitar, i would have gone ahead with that stage dive ..... but i realised that my guitar might get fucked and luckily Anoop was right there so I screamed "Anoop, Push me back RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" and he did and i landed on pilla's adapter and it broke ..... Aw le Aw le Aw le :p (No seriously .... Sorry about that dude) .... The gig got over and the crowd surrounded us and wouldn't let us leave .... It was actually getting scary, cuz they wouldnt let you get off stage, they surrounded us from every angle, they had that 'keep playing or ill tear your head off' look on their faces .... hehehehehehehe, anyhow, Joanne Called security and everything was cleared up ..... Crazy screaming fans, I love ALL of you \m/ ..... Cheers and thanks for all the support. But there were a few Hooligans over there, this one dude started to molest a chick and Anoop came to the rescue and got hit by a beer bottle ..... that is MESSED up ..... Cheers to Anoop for handelling everything like a pro.

Anyhow, ate some thai food there and then Joanne closed the place down and there was an after party with booze on the house for everybody. I loved the Calcutta vibe ..... Its almost like we were in a small town, cuz everybody knew each other and were so nice .... After La Dolce, we went to Someplace Else ..... Saw Span perform ... they were awesome. Saw Saturday night Blues band after that, but left after 2 songs, cuz we were VERY tired. Went back to the Guest house, unloaded all our equipment from Pablo's car and then we all went up to the room and chilled and drank some more ..... it was awesome. We played Dumb Charades and won obviously ..... See Ayesha? Arent you glad you were in Pilla and my team ?? "Aw le Aw le" ..... Hahahahahahha, you cant hit me now, im in delhi :p :p ..... But seriously thanks for everything .... you really made our trip amazing, thanks for all the beef places .... and flurry's (ill come back to flurry's) but before that while we were all drunk and laughing our asses off about random stuff, we ended up forming a new band "Carl, Pilla, Danny and myself" called "Hose in the Hoes" which is gonna be crazy, funky, groovy and very experimentive tones are gonna be used , im quite excited about it :D and now flurry's........ Ahhhhhh, gimme a second to talk about the rum balls and the brownie with ice cream ........ hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Amazing ....... But i just like it like any other human being , not like Danny .... Danny has weird ways of appreciating a rum ball ......... hahahahahahahahahaha..... Only the 6 of us there would know what im talking about.

Finally the time came for us to leave, we said our good byes and reached the airport, got on the plane. Pilla, Danny and I sat together , Carl and Anoop Sat together ..... We had a blast, Danny and I were also watching Entourage and we Laughed our asses off about a million different things ......... "cf" ........ Aw le Aw le Aw le :p :p :p ....... Finally we landed, dropped Danny and pilla home and reached home, chilled with my parents for about half an hour and then hit the sack and slept like a baby .......... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had an Amazing time in Calcutta .... Cant wait to play there again

Cheers :-)